super john

Sex crazed half Mexican computer engineer bent on spreading the joy of porn to all

Super John, will you please log off that porn site and get back to work.

by anonymous December 1, 2004

Super Love

Loving another individual to an unspecified degree that he or she cannot possibly comprehend.

I Super Love you

by Encentrik January 7, 2011

Super straight

A new "LGBTQ+" term for homo/transphobes. Super straight people don't exist, its just a fake sexuality some people identify as to avoid being interpreted as homo/transphobic; when really, they are. They just don't wanna look bad.

person one: "What's your sexual/romantic orientation?"

person two: "I'm super straight, meaning I only like cis women. "

person one: "Cringe, smh. You're gonna lose subscribers."

by lalalalalalolhaha March 16, 2021

Super Impaled

Created by its marvelous owner, Lil' John. This magically delicious word is related in a small way to impale. It means to have been stuck to an objects' surface with tremendous force. Using this word has an overwelming backfire on its user when said in a serious conversation and is suggested to only be used while your friends are all horribly inebriated.

"I had the greatest idea about ripping off PS2. The only thing that stands in my way is that damned bar code...its like super-impaled on there"
kevmaster: you idiot

by Lil' John June 9, 2004

Super Proud

A straight man or woman who don’t date anyone who hates the LGBTQ+ community like homophobes, biphobes, transphobes, etc.

Sam: What’s your sexuality?
Caleb: I’m super proud

by Rick Grimes 35 March 10, 2021

Super Bowl

The act of dumping and nutting in someones mouth at the same time.

Trey: What did you do last night?
Alex: I played in the super bowl with your mother.

by Ramsey Nehemiah July 1, 2010

Super Straight

Super Straight: A Sexuality meant to describe Male or Female that is only Attracted to the opposite biological Sex/Gender.

R/SuperStraight

Phrase Coined by Professor Kyle Royce

Bar Scene-

John- Sits down at the only seat available.
Trans Women- Damn baby! You smell Good (Profusely Sweating)

John- Don’t call me that.
Trans Women- Oh What now!? Don’t be so sensitive! What are you Transphobic???
John- No, I’m “Super Straight” so I’m only into the opposite sex

Trans Women- Oh! I didn’t now, that makes perfect sense, I’m sorry for harassing you John.

by Bellamy B. March 1, 2021