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The Mrs Johnson Show

The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her own experiences about herself falling. Literally.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Mrs Johnson show!”
*Mrs Johnson enters carrying a stack of exam papers, tripping herself along the way.*
by ACTethx September 29, 2020
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Johnson Juice

The excretion of piss from your johnson. have fun out there.
(May be confused with semem a.k.a cum or also known as jizz and also known as that good shit also known as Johnson juice cocunet flavour)
"Yo I gotta go shoot out my johnson juice"
"Yo I just soiled my pants with Johnson Juice" - Me
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Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test

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Yo I got Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test score

OMG YOU GOT A THREE
by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023
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Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson

Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson in Oppenheimer; from romantic comedies to First Lady. A star in any era.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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Jealy Johnson

Used to define someone that's really, really jealous.
Brad always wants my stuff... He's such a Jealy Johnson!
by Sagaan December 11, 2016
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Billy Johnson

A billy Johnson is a sex move where your about to cum then you whip our dick around like a helicopter and jizz on her forehead
Yes bitch your about to get a billy Johnson
by Vjtbddh April 8, 2019
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Johnson

Can be used in any situation as a verb adjective or noun.
I could go for a Johnson right now.
by TheJohnsonJohnson August 3, 2024
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