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egg roll maneuver

The process of rolling into a blanket to prevent detection of one's self pleasuring.
Ian almost got caught fapping, but he performed the egg roll maneuver to save his skin.
by Adolf Tojo October 6, 2016
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To scramble one's eggs

To hurt/ injure one's testicles.
Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!

Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.
by Nobli June 1, 2022
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egg magnifying glass

My dick won’t fit in the small pussy so I use the egg magnifying glass
by BlazeFireball February 1, 2021
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Egg o' Biscuit

The Egg O’ Biscuit is a large, fast-food grade biscuit with a fried egg, cheese, and sometimes ham. perfect for grabbing on your way out the door to class and eating on the run.

The (more commonly called) Egg o' Biscuit was also called "Egg o' Muffin," the "Egg o' Biscuit," and, somewhat incongruously, the "Egg o' Croissant."

The Egg o' Biscuit was quoted as many people surveyed "A flavor explosion in there mouth" Although many people has a passion for the Egg O' Biscuit, It was shamed on by many due to it's yolk. Usually liquid, the yolk had the tendency to squirt out the other side of the sandwich unexpectedly.
However, many people think that it approached the breakfast sandwich perfection asymptote more thoroughly than any other of its kind, Many people still adore The Egg O' Biscuit.
Person 1: "Hey is that a Egg O' Biscuit?"
Person 2: "Yeah, and It just exploded all over my shirt."
by Egg Lover. October 19, 2009
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Cream Egg Brownie

When a Caucasian Male ejaculates into a African American Female.
Example One:

Black Female: Wait did you just cum in me?

White Male: Yeah it's called a cream egg brownie.

Black Female: Oh shit you better get the creamy gooey center out of me before it's too late!
by Admiral Funderburk June 23, 2016
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egg x toaster

saitama x genos.

when a very bald strongman punches his fist up a robots asshole vigorously till they both cum in each others faces
egg x toaster is cracking the egg and letting its juices going into the toasters orifices. the one true ship.

Its very Fucking gay.
by BITCHFUCKMYASS65 March 5, 2018
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The great egg heist

A well thought out plan on how to steel a single raw egg and then spike it in the toilet causing the toilet to explode and or eggsplode.
hey Doug I’m bored let’s find a way to get that raw egg past daddio so we can start The great egg heist
by Doug eggs April 24, 2020
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