paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.

Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"

by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025

Illini Bronze Tablet

One must travel to the Japan garden in the Arboretum at UIUC with a sturdy fishing pole. Using some local worms, they must fish out one of the koi fish from the pond. Then, in one swift motion, they must both pry open the koi's mouth and shit inside of it. The fish must then be vigorously shaken like a 2 liter bottle of diet coke and chucked back into the pond.

Jimmy: "Hey, what did you do last night after leaving Legends?"
Jacob: "I drove my Honda fit to the Arboretum and hit a quick Illini Bronze Tablet."
Jimmy: "That's totaly radical dude!"

by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025

Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales

Da "unicorns and rainbows" kiddie-version of da history of da first colonists' settling in da "new world", which leaves out much of da "grim" realities of their actual "adventures", such as lack of preparedness, unwise habits, mistreating da indigenous residents, etc.

Da Salem witch-trials could perhaps be given da "grim grins" title of "Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales", as well, in dat da absurdly-preposterous "stories" dat were told about said trials' unfortunate accused were merely "fairy tale" --- i.e., largely fanciful and imaginary --- statements dat were made by da plaintiffs who were of Puritan lineage, da same as da original travelers on da "named for what comes after April showers" ship.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

Hands on the table

When the sexual tension is non-existent on a date with a significant other and the conversation is awkward. This is also the opposite of "Hands under the table".

I went out with a girl and there were a lot of hands on the table.

by CleanUpOnKyle4 May 2, 2025

Adipex-P Tablets

Does Adipex affect hydration or electrolyte levels?

Adipex-P Tablets is a physician recommended medication like amphetamine. Phentermine animates the focal sensory system (nerves and cerebrum), which expands your pulse and circulatory strain and diminishes your hunger. Adipex-P is utilized along with diet and exercise to treat heftiness, particularly in individuals with risk factors, for example, hypertension, elevate cholesterol, or diabetes. Adipex-P ought to be utilize exclusively for a momentary period. It ought to be utilize as a feature of a total weight decrease program that incorporates dietary changes, work out, and other conduct changes.

by alenawokes May 30, 2025

Cansas end table

A sofas end table made from recycled dresser drawers with legs vertically placed on sofa ends

Check out my Cansas end tables

by Cblu88 June 6, 2025

MuaHLONNBEaT Down tales from the bejripytomburialonnie

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by BJ tutall June 27, 2025