Jumping the joke

When several people are listening to someone tell a joke and one idiot decides he needs to laugh out loud before the punchline. We all have at least one friend we know that is notorious for jumping the joke.

Dude: ''Look at Tom with that huge dumbass smile on his face.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.

by Uggsly June 21, 2011

Flood-Jump

A term regarding to the flood in the Halo series, which jump extremely far and high.

Dude! Did you just see my cat jump?
Yeah! It just did a Flood-Jump!

by GirFreak113 August 12, 2009

jump sharp

Dress up quickly. Get ready for a night out in a hurry.

Man, you jump sharp in a hurry.

by Vf500f November 21, 2018

Rock and jump

Best most epic place in the world! Teen night is awesome because the lights are off and there’s gonna be girls, but they have cooties! They have a lot of soda and pizza it is awesome!

Lorenzo: rock and jump is awesome

Matt: but there’s girls and they have cooties
Fred: I’m gonna have soda and stay up late it is epic

by Fat ass Rick May 4, 2018

Bungee Jumping

It’s like committing suicide but knowing you’ll survive and then actually surviving and coming out of it as if you just escaped death.

Hey Lucas, wanna come bungee jumping with me?

Yeah man!

Alrrrriiifgghhhtt!!

by ArnoldVonTrumpZenegger October 6, 2019

Chump-Jump

When you get jumped from behind by a chump who wasn't brave enough (or good) enough to square up to you. So they gotta be a chump and jump you so you have no warning or defense.

CHUMP-JUMP

There's no warning or defense when you get chump-jumped from behind, that's what makes them a chump. Next time square up CHUMP if you want a W.

by SquareUp March 7, 2017

Jump

A term used for a group of pussy bitches and instead of fighting 1 on 1 they 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 or 10 on one🥱

Imma jump this bitch she pussy anyways

by Linkskys January 19, 2021