When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.
I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.
by LaceARoo June 17, 2018
Get the floor coffeemug. A slur for lightskins
by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025
Get the Coffee creamermug. I'm at the Coffee Loft.
by Rachelianna Marie. January 12, 2009
Get the Coffee Loftmug. by Reellua November 10, 2016
Get the Texas coffeemug. A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
Get the Coffee neckmug. When you drink coffee thats sat out for a few days, maybe even a week, and there is a boat load of flys maggots ect. ready for you to drink!
Damn Son, that coffee's a couple days old, you really want to drink that shit?
Dad its fly coffee, at least Im getting protein!
Dad its fly coffee, at least Im getting protein!
by 8bitmodern January 12, 2020
Get the Fly Coffeemug. A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.
"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle and may blow one's cover.
"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle and may blow one's cover.
by salary man December 14, 2023
Get the english coffeemug.