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Death=Real Death

A rule in writing that says that if something happens to a character that would kill them in real life, they die. exceptions are present, such as if they have healing powers or something happens to resurrect or save them legitimately. usually, this rule is abandoned in favor of a much more fan-pleasing rule, "if you didn't see the body, they are not dead. "
"wait, did that guy really die? he only fell off the roof."
"Death=Real Death, dude. sorry"
by starcasme September 29, 2018
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real groovy hours

The time in the day when you are in a groovy mood especially when you listen to music
"yo this song is making me feel a type of way, its real groovy hours"
by squidysgalaxy February 11, 2018
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push it real good

I did it once and ohhhhh its good. Its when you do sex sexier than usual.
by Mr. Venter June 4, 2022
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Real Life Women

Something a lot of people do not undestand and are very scared of.

Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.

Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.

And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)

One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
"To Court a Real Life Women"
~By Fgyjt

"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
by Fgyjt June 5, 2023
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Immimarie(Real definition)

A person who is so fat that they can be seen from space.
by JoeBidensCat April 10, 2022
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The condensed milk is real

Condense milk can be used in any sentence, situation, or anything you want to say as long as you what you are saying.
Tom: "My mom just died."
Dick: "The condensed milk is real."(meaning that the loss of a loved one can happen at anytime)
by JJthepuller February 16, 2023
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Real Green Moment

The moment at which something occurs that you were expecting to happen later
I didn’t know she was expecting; that was a real green moment
by Gibdobus November 7, 2023
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