Skin Skyscraper

A well-endowed erection so majestic that the tip is hidden in the clouds

Boi: hey girl you know what you're about to have in common with Jack
Thot: no and who's Jack?
Boi: you're gonna be climbing something reaching so far in the air that you can't see where it ends from down here but it's no beanstalk 😈 it's a Skin Skyscraper

by Daddy's Patties November 9, 2019

Skin boners

tiny raised bumps on your skin A.K.A goosebumps.

Biff: I think you got skin boners.
Lissa: Nah, those are just goosebumps.

by Jasmine9292 November 27, 2019

Skin flint

A penis that is barely there.

A meatless weiner
An empty hotdog

I thought he would have some hard.wood, but when i grabbed hold of it all I got was a skin flint.

by Shayna16 March 26, 2019

skin fix

Skin Fix is when you need to touch someone's skin... almost like a drug.

Her: Babe... I need a Skin Fix...
Him: Here, have my back.
Her: *Rubbing his back*

by Dr. Frank009 April 1, 2019

skin tits

A woman who’s so flat chested her nipples are the only thing that stick out

Wow look at Jackie she’s so flat chested she’s got skin tits !

by Jackiejim April 4, 2019

Skin A Rope

A polite way of telling someone to fuck off, get shafted, or get bent. Solely to be used in a negative connotation.

Another way of saying Bless your heart.

"Hey buddy why don't you go skin a rope."

"My boss wanted me to work more overtime after putting in a 70 hour week. I told him to go skin a rope."

by Otto B April 14, 2019

zen skin

PC for stretch marks

I couldn't help but notice that your wife has interesting zen skin.

by Versimilitude December 10, 2019