When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.
by zRozin January 27, 2021
When two people, at least one being male, have oral sex and the person sucking cannot see the penis of their partner. This is known as hammerhead sharking because a hammerhead shark has eyes facing sideways and would not see a penis sticking out of their mouth. It is also a play on words as "head" is another word for oral sex.
Brown and Roberto see each other in the middle of a sidewalk. They advance toward each other and start with a handshake. "What's up my nigga!" Says Brown. "Hey! I've been doing fantastic. Yesterday evening, my girl and I were hammerhead sharking!" Says Roberto. "Dang nigga!" Exclaims Brown.
by ThatsjustHowitis April 05, 2019
defeating an opponent using the most ludicrous possible method. ( originally a reference to tonic immobility caused in sharks by flipping them on their backs)
by 20pctBritish August 31, 2020
Shark week whoohaha was a word invented by 2 couples! When the guys get there hopes up about sexy time ;) but the girls ruin the week with it being their week :(
by Dickerson.ster April 05, 2022
Group walks by fountain.
Fun-shark: Hey guys, let's go run through the fountain.
Girl 1: Umnmm, no.
Fun-shark: Suit yourself (runs to fountain)
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Does he always get excited like this?
Girl 2: Yea, all the time. He's a real fun-shark.
Fun-shark: Hey guys, let's go run through the fountain.
Girl 1: Umnmm, no.
Fun-shark: Suit yourself (runs to fountain)
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Does he always get excited like this?
Girl 2: Yea, all the time. He's a real fun-shark.
by lx2036 December 01, 2012
Shark Fucking Day is on March 4
by Jacquesolantern March 04, 2022
When you’re doing anal sex and your girl sticks a tampon in her ass, then asking you to pull it out with your teeth. To get more creative, you can feed it to her
Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and it was crazy! She asked for an anal shark and I was up for the challenge
by Gerry Handyman April 28, 2019