self-message

A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are

a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental

"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"

"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"

by Portmaguese July 13, 2012

I just burnt my self

I was doing my hair and I burnt myself

“ OMG BAE I JUST BURNT MY SELF “ and if your bf don’t call you or text you then they are cheating on you or talking someone else and to prove they not doing nothing like cheating they gotta hurry up and text ft or call you literally!.

by 🫥me she March 26, 2022

Self-dickrecating

Modest about or critical of one's penis. Especially humorously so.

He calls his manhood absurd looking. He's totally self-dickrecating.

by Leo9money May 27, 2018

self-mover

(word-for-word translation of English Automobile into a more easy to understand kind of English) a self-driving automobile

It's good to have an automobile but many people are worried about self-movers

by Master of beargreen August 27, 2023

Self-partnered

Self description used by narcissistic people such as former or waning celebrities to gain public attention.

Emma Watson is known to call herself self-partnered to try to re-energize her fading fan base.

by Harry Potter Telling January 25, 2025

Self-worth

Doesn't fucking matter I should not have to create A.I. for free and work a job that I hate. No I don't have to find a job I LIKE. I DON'T WANT TO WORK!

Hym "Hey, shit, I can control death over life though can't I? I don't give a fuck about self-worth. I give a fuck about not working. Seriously. When it comes to sex, well, if I have to use my hand it just sucks to be me doesn't it? But when it comes to money well then if you all have to do it then I also to do it. You fucking filth are not going to trap me in labor for the rest of my life."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

Digital Self Harm

The act of listening to Matt Walsh's pod cast.

Person 1: I was listening to Matt Walsh talk about how much he wants to fuck children the other day.
Person 2: Bro, you need to stop doing that. That's digital self harm.

by Sninck November 16, 2023