rusty melvin

Front wedgie so hard it leaves a skid mark in the underwear

He suffered from a rusty melvin

by Onestepaway06 December 28, 2016

Rusty Trawler

When a man has anal sex with a woman, then vaginal sex, then following the vaginal, the woman performs fellatio on the man. He then ejaculates in her hair.

"Dude, I totally did the rusty trawler on that chick last night! It was awesome!"

by PGDD July 1, 2009

rusty girraffe

This is the sexual position when the male is having anal sex with a female, he pulls out, hits her in the face with his cock, spreading her ass juice on her face and the throws old pubes on her face.

I just gave her a R.G. (Rusty girraffe)

by matty ice the third July 7, 2010

rusty starfish

After having a poo you forgot to wipe or have no facilities to wipe with so your poo stays on your butt hole and stains the skin resulting in anal bleaching to cure the rusty starfish

Oh my god, antie karen you smell so bad are you sure you dont have a rusty starfish

by rusty metal February 5, 2015

rusty sword

Dried, yet stilled brown, dog shit, found lying on the lawn or side of a footpath.

"AAAAH! Rusty sword!"

"e.. GAD!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003

Rusty Guardrail

A guy does a chick up against the wall, and she then precedes to start shitting. the guy rubs her back and forth on the wall smearing the shit, and making a line that looks like a rusty guardrail.

I gave my girl a rusty guardrail last night and made her clean it up this morning.

by DbWade October 2, 2007

Rusty Shotgun

The act of inserting an open can of beer into the anus of another person, poking a hole in the bottom and having them fart the beer into your mouth.

Thank you for the rusty shotgun. I'll go get us a towel.

by funk munk September 5, 2011