Hawiian Punch

The act of having your partner drink juice approximately 15 mins before sex, so that sometime during sex they really have to pee. Then, right as you orgasm, punch them in the kidneys so that they immediately piss blood.

Dude, I hooked up with my Gwen last night and gave her a Hawiian punch!

by Wilson in Iraq December 16, 2008

floor punch

The outward emotinal expression of an emo in distress.

E. Moe got so pissed when he broke up with his gf that his floor punch broke his hand.

by Corey L. July 23, 2006

soccer punch

When you get "punched" (hit) in the face/head with a soccer ball

1: You okay man?
2: Yeah, I just got soccer punched in the last minute

by that one umbrella February 24, 2017

anus punch

a punch straight to the big round floppy anus of caroline.

that caroline looks like she needs an anus punch!

by caroline avila August 21, 2011

fetus punch

if you're doing a pregnant chick and you are about to cum, you hit her in the stomach so she clinches her pussy real tight around your cock.

i was sloppy drunk and having a hard time getting off with this pregnant 16 year old, so i fetus punched her. that solved my problem.

by dave July 18, 2003

Uvula Punch

When you're going down on a guy and his dick hits your uvula (the punching bag thingy in the back of your throat).

Girl, I was sucking John's dick and he Uvula punched me. I almost threw up.

by Fagadactol March 14, 2020

Skank Punch

Similar to "bitch slap" but definitely much more aggressive in nature. Unlike a bitch slap which might happen without warning, the skank punch should undoubtedly be prefaced with a verbal warning such as, "you better watch out before you get skank punched!" or the simple yet affective, "DON'T GET SKANK PUNCHED!"

My roommate came home last night and wouldn't shut up so I told him he was gonna get skank punched.

by Daniel in Texas January 1, 2009