Post thought clarity

Similar to post nut clarity. When you have a brilliant idea in your head, but once you say or do it, you realize how unbelievably dumb it sounds.

Sky: "So the teacher asked me for examples and I said the thing that sounded the smartest in my head, but it just made me look dumb"
Ave: "Sounds like you had post thought clarity my man"

by SoldierAce April 7, 2022

POST-ECLIPSE-ALYPTIC

Aftermath of August 21 2017

Just fell asleep outside again I'm feelin truly post-eclipse-alyptic!

by lizguitarlessons August 22, 2017

post school syndrome

Post-School Syndrome or PSS is when someone who was good looking in school isn't anymore.

"Dude, have you seen Mary recently?"
"Yeah, she totally has post school syndrome"

by Dave777 January 11, 2008

Post-Wank Blues

The intense feeling of shame and loneliness one feels after a hefty wanking session. Tends to be at its worst if the act has been committed in the middle of the day on a weekday, when how pathetic your life is really hits you.

Jeff: Yhhh man i had a serious case of the post-wank blues yesterday, it dawned on me that i should have a job and not be wanking over midget porn

Steve: I know your pain man

by The monkeymon August 25, 2013

post-nut spoon

Self descriptive.

I rammed her hard then had me a post-nut spoon.
That fucking bitch wouldn't gimme a post-nut spoon.
We were in the midst of a post-nut spoon and my dick got stuck to her ass cheeks.
I hate the post-nut spoon, I just want to go home when I'm done.

by Meeting of the Marks June 18, 2009

post-star wars

Any event that happened after May 25 1977, the day Star Wars was released.

Bob : When did you meet your wife, Tom?

Tom : Post-Star Wars in 1980.

by Yogi-Donnie February 8, 2008

Post-Spurtum Depression

Usually occurs within 3 to 4 days post-coitus.

Its when reality dawns on your and you realize you should have wore a condom, or a better quality one.

Treatment includes stairs, and Captain Falcon.

Joe: Dude whats wrong?
Neil: I'm going through post-spurtum depression.
Joe: you need stairs, man...

by Arakzinul January 11, 2010