snatch patty

Kehoe

Kehoe is a snatch patty

by treyway bitch suck dick September 23, 2018

York patty

A York patty, not to be confused with a pepper mint patty, is when you are fucking a girl from behind while chewing mint gum, and when you are about to cum, first put the gum in her ass, and then cum in there behind it.

Dude, this chick was savage. She asked me to finish with a York patty!

by Paisley Slayzher October 16, 2018

carrot patty

When someone says something and it sounds/smells like a load of Bullshit...

Did you hear what he said? Yeah man, that smells like a Carrot Patty

by PMCC82 April 12, 2019

Cow Patty

When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.

Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home

by thatausguy July 23, 2019

broom-petting level

When one becomes so high, that they think a broom is a cat or dog and begin to pet it.

"I got so high last night I was on broom-petting level! I kept petting my broom thinking it was my cat."

by lar snort September 14, 2019

Peppermint Patty

Using a candy cane for a dildo.

Desperate after the battery in her vibrator died, Sally grabbed a candy cane off the tree and gave herself the ol' Peppermint Patty.

by Robgo December 10, 2019

nut patty

When you ejaculate in between a female's ass cheeks and procede to slap them together like two buns on a burger creating a "nut patty".

Person 1: "Did you nut in her bro?"
Person 2: "Nah I just madea quick nut patty, you want one?"

by Stizzy Smokah October 20, 2019