Battle Cow

A heavyset, and extremely angry woman with protruding nipples who is bent on revenge, and willing to decimate anyone in her way who may prevent her from exacting revenge.

That woman took out six cops, four pit bulls and a rabid, deranged librarian to seek revenge on a 7-11 store owner, who cheated her out 60 cents because she bought the wrong flavour of Doritos. “Now she is a serious Battle Cow!”

by October 23, 2023

cow sprinkler

A person that sprinkles a object all over cows such as jizz orange juice etc

That girl alyssa is such a cow sprinkler

by Big dick tyler November 28, 2017

The cows in Earthworm Jim

I swear bruh wth is with these cows in all of the Earthworm Jim games, Like James Rolfe said, Is it an inside joke? Seriously why cows bro, this question might not be ever answered. Anyway, the cows in Earthworm Jim is a joke/ reference in the games.

Dude I just beat Earthworm Jim 2, and then princess What's Her Name just Turned into a cow, and then Psy- Crow just turned into one two, what is the thought process of this?!?!? This is another blunder of the Cow references in these games, why tho!!!?! The cows are a joke/ reference definitely. The Cows In Earthworm Jim back at it again.

by Gabe_Motherboard May 09, 2023

Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.

That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!

by MasterGnash April 16, 2019

Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.

(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)

by FarmerDale June 12, 2021

Feeding a cow a hamburger raw

When a group of people (usually three) have a least two people of the same gender, have someone feed them each others sexual organ.
Like guy on guy bj and girl on girl cunnilingus

This is defined as feeding a cow it’s own kind

Girl: I was with these two guys last night and I was Feeding a cow a hamburger raw during sex

Girls friend: Wow, wish I could be fed too....wait what’s that mean
Girl: Having a guy on guy bj or girl on girl cunnilingus

by snubtuba September 29, 2020

doja cow

not a cat, don't say meow

mooooooooooooooooooooooo doja cow's a cow bitchhhhhh

by I have 16 accounts August 05, 2022