Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen

Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.

by __Monotone__ May 31, 2018

twatt cow

Sweet and sour cow vagina

Take out the "Twatt Cow."

by #TheBossatmakingwords September 30, 2021

“Depressed Cows”

literally the best boi who is shy af tho

“Depressed cows” is soo nice ;w;

by InkyKinky May 24, 2018

Chab Cow

A dog named Cheese, who makes noises like a cow. The breed is a Rotten Hound.

My dogs name is chab cow.

by Beep boop1 September 11, 2021

Cow

Asher's mom

Look there is a cow

by I'm a furry January 18, 2018

Moo-Cowed

To be fooled into an internet date by someone who is much fatter then their pictures indicate.

I had a Tinder date last Thursday but she moo-cowed me; she must've weighed 250.

by Ababababababa March 28, 2023

Cow Edging

The act of Edging (or sometimes gooning) while you have a penis the size of a cows tail. Basically Edging with a big penis.

"I'm cow edging"

by Matthew Munt May 15, 2024