Mad cow disease

When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit

Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick

Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho

by Wengerbender May 1, 2014

cow hound

A dude that f*cks fat girls

Mike totally hooked up with that beast from the party last night, he's such a cow hound!

by shyguyagain December 18, 2013

Cow tipping

The act of having sex with an overweight girl.

Todd and his chubby chaser buddies went out to go cow tipping.

by himbimbly February 9, 2015

Cow Tipping

Having sexual intercourse with an exceedingly fat, ugly girl.

“Bad times yo - Dwayne hasn’t got his end away in over a month and had to resort to some ‘Cow Tipping’ last weekend.”

by Gully Mouse March 27, 2015

wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole

Wanting to know everything about everything.

A government form

Nosey person enquiring into your business

The VAT inspector

I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!

by Robinhos April 25, 2015

Cow

Your mother.

your cow fucked me raw last night.

by MultiOzone July 3, 2015

CoW

Acronym for cranky old woman; over-bearing older woman who has limited emotional and physical flexibility

Yeh, I saw her last week and man what a CoW, I need to stick to younger women.

by augustjj811 August 2, 2015