Romantic dates

If your born on may 1st means your in luck because being born from may 1st-June 5th is when you find your lucky mate. If your mate was born in that time and so were you, it’s a match made in heaven

My bae and I were born in in the romantic dates

by Lovely hoe January 5, 2020

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date

when two people go out to do an activity together and there is a possibility for them to end up engaging in SEXUAL activities otherwise it is not a date !

we went out on a date last friday (horse riding) and ended up having sex !!!

by dayminoss October 6, 2022

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madisyn dating kolton

Love! This is the perfect relationship. It willl last a lifetime.

Hey did you know madisyn dating Kolton is awesome.

by Love you madisyn April 15, 2022

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doona date

When you’ve had a big night and can’t be fucked doing anything else for the day you book in a date with just you and your Doona

Nah fuck that sunday sesh I got a Doona date.

by pluggerplug June 12, 2021

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I swear, this site is full to the brim of these things saying, “THESE HEARING AIDS WILL HAVE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE CLAMORING.” Guess what?! Either their domains are being sold or you get some nasty viruses while their owners are getting more money! Don’t click any of these!

Dating for seniors is something the Internet won’t shut up about.

by MrWhomstDVe September 1, 2021

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Textpiration Date

A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.

Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."

Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.

by C Monty March 22, 2022

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