Ass-Muffin

An ass muffin is, when you take a dirty sock and shove it up somones ass. Then you rip it out of their ass, and eat whatever is on the sock. Then you wrap a condom around their head, and fuck them in the mouth.

Dude, Sandy was really kinky last night, so I gave her an ass-muffin.

by Scorpius. October 17, 2009

muffin cup

used to describe someone you think is cute or someone you adore.

Come here my little muffin cup so I can kiss you!

by kitty33 October 7, 2008

muffin top

to wear tight pants were the fat hangs over the top and waering a tight shirt over the top...therefore resembleing something of a muffin top.

"Those pants are tight"
"yEh it give you a muffin top"
"bitch"
"well you are fat"
(bashs)

by kirri March 28, 2007

stud muffin

A man who's aquaintance women keep for those times when only masculine company will do. A feminization of tart.

Betty said, "Hey Carol. Introduce me to that stud muffin in the cowboy jeans I just saw you talking to."

by Poolplayer January 2, 2005

love muffin

A pretty girl named lindsey who is a hottie that is smart,funny and cool.

A hottie named lindsey is a love muffin

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

muffin top

when a ho wears dem jeans that be too tight, pushin up her love handles, creating a muffin top

if queen latifa wore beyonce's jeans, she'd have a muffin top

by G. Mill June 11, 2006

muffin man

eats muffin (a lot) and is clumsy when doing so. gets it stuck in teeth regularly and doesn't notice. some find it enticing; most find it rank.

1) "hey you've got some muffin stuck in your teeth!"
muffin man replies:
"what of it? my gf loves it - as do i!"

"ookaaay then"

2) "ew muffin man teeth - sick"

3) "mmm muffin man teeth - loves it"

4) "mmmm muffin teeth hot like a bitch... that's bitchin' like the teeth that i love. i don't use toothpaste i use muffin man as my deep clean regime..."

5) "hmmm muffin in my teeth... how do you like me now.. BITCH.. I'm the muffin man!"

by howardmoonsexyfoxwink December 23, 2008