chuck-muffin

noun
(see chuck)
A woman you are willing to sacrifice a mere five minutes to 'chuck' over (i.e. masturbate)

"Jade Chester's a real chuck-muffin!"
"I'd like to feast on that chuck-muffin!"
"This muffin's absorbing valuable chuck-time!"

by Dominic June 4, 2004

Pube Muffin

1. Any baked product that someone has mixed in or sprinkled their pubes onto.

2. A very hairy scrotum or vagina

3. Synonomous with asshole (person)

*gag* Oh fuck this is a pube muffin!

by Arkasai October 15, 2005

muffin top

to wear tight pants were the fat hangs over the top and waering a tight shirt over the top...therefore resembleing something of a muffin top.

"Those pants are tight"
"yEh it give you a muffin top"
"bitch"
"well you are fat"
(bashs)

by kirri March 28, 2007

stud muffin

A man who's aquaintance women keep for those times when only masculine company will do. A feminization of tart.

Betty said, "Hey Carol. Introduce me to that stud muffin in the cowboy jeans I just saw you talking to."

by Poolplayer January 2, 2005

love muffin

A pretty girl named lindsey who is a hottie that is smart,funny and cool.

A hottie named lindsey is a love muffin

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

muffin top

when a ho wears dem jeans that be too tight, pushin up her love handles, creating a muffin top

if queen latifa wore beyonce's jeans, she'd have a muffin top

by G. Mill June 11, 2006

muffin man

eats muffin (a lot) and is clumsy when doing so. gets it stuck in teeth regularly and doesn't notice. some find it enticing; most find it rank.

1) "hey you've got some muffin stuck in your teeth!"
muffin man replies:
"what of it? my gf loves it - as do i!"

"ookaaay then"

2) "ew muffin man teeth - sick"

3) "mmm muffin man teeth - loves it"

4) "mmmm muffin teeth hot like a bitch... that's bitchin' like the teeth that i love. i don't use toothpaste i use muffin man as my deep clean regime..."

5) "hmmm muffin in my teeth... how do you like me now.. BITCH.. I'm the muffin man!"

by howardmoonsexyfoxwink December 23, 2008