morning ninja

Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.

(press 7 for fellatio)

its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am

sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...

by drivingmissdaisy September 6, 2011

Morning forager

Someone who forages either in their laundry basket or the fridge/cabinet when late in the morning. Usually, they appear around laundry and shopping days.

Helene realized on the morning of the big meeting that all her good clothes were in the basket, so she morning foraged, and found something un-smelly enough.

"Honey, get up!" a mom shouted. "You have a test today, and it'll take to long if you become a morning forager!"

by Xina Serene December 2, 2011

morning stew

Getting coffee from the coffee pot in the morning.

"Hey Evan, I'll grab us few cups of coffee for morning stew!"

by nextscv January 8, 2012

morning twist

An early morning joint.
The ultimate hangover cure.

Phil: 'Ah shit, I'm so fucked from last night!'
Greg: 'Morning twist?'
Phil: 'I'm on it!'

by Participant selection March 2, 2012

Morning After Review

A quick once over of all your online accounts with the possibility of sending people messages. Mostly to make sure you didn't say anything incriminating while intoxicated.

"Let me check Facebook real quick, I have to make a quick morning after review so I know I didn't do anything I'll regret"

by cannibalporsche May 13, 2012

Manning Around

1) To exude your masculinity when it is at its highest point.

2) To frolic in a very manly way

Joe:Did you see Danny hitting on that girl?!

Tom:Naw man he wasen't he was just manning around

by Captain Barbosa December 10, 2012

Manning'd

The act of excessively displaying your pure brute,strength, or competitiveness...Especially at JCU WBB Practice.

At Practice:

*Manning grabs offensive rebound, dribbles entire length of court( head down), spin moves through the lane, euro-steps and dunks on 5'3 girl*
Team: "Daaaaaannngggg you just got Manning'd"

In Game:

*5'4 opposing team player gets in the face of a JCU player*

JCU player: "Don't make me go Manning on you!!!"

by ChayMonayyy January 17, 2014