Mateibait (noun): A special kind of ragebait that only Matei can pull off — not out of skill, but sheer, unfiltered stupidity. It’s when he says or does something so mind-numbingly dumb that people get mad, but he’s completely oblivious that he caused it.
by Matei0000000 October 25, 2025
Get the Mateibait mug.Mateo is a peruvian who found his way to coventry university. He is the most annoying person to walk on the planet and he always steals your Nutella. He cannot be quiet in the morning at all, he has this skill to make any task louder than it needs to be. He drinks starbucks every day but never gets any work done, if you are in a group with him you will not get any work done.
Okay class, get into groups of 3
James says "don't pick Mateo, he will not do work and will steal our Nutella"
James says "don't pick Mateo, he will not do work and will steal our Nutella"
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a stubby, aids ridden, treestump-lengthed cock having, more or less brain dead retard, especially if there last name is Garmendia. Did i mention the CHODE?
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i matebait him all the time.
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"Julian, why don't you get a life mate!"
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