March 19

If you were born on March 19th and your a girl your the most beautiful girl in the world and no matter how hard life gets im always gonna be here for you and even though im a simp for you and even though you might never like me back im always gonna keep trying because i love you.

March 19

me: your so gorgeous
her:thankyouu

by NR SIMP December 8, 2020

March 31

Bake a Drake Day.

Yo Ronnie, did you here it was national Bake A Drake Day? Yeah, March 31st is National Bake a Drake Day.

by Don Anthony December 9, 2020

March 2

Tiny top hat day

Requirements : 1 Must eat at least one piece of candy 2 Wear a smaller version of a top hat 3 Treat your self with breakfast,lunch,(etc) if you read this part than you are required to participate

Did you know that March 2 is tiny top hat day?

by The pan man October 26, 2020

March 9th

NATIONAL BOYFRIEND'S DAY:
Take this day to appreciate your boyfriend and love him and thank him for everything he does for you! Don't forget to show him off

Oh hey it's March 9th, time to go give my boyfriend head .

by kklohbdu.mom March 8, 2021

March 27

National grow a moustache day

To all the weak men and most women if u are unable to grow a moustach that day by 23:37 then their tall friend could hit them round the head yelling 'I LIKE UR CUT G!'

Yo Jack
yeah yeah
U know what day it is
march 27-
*Slaps Jack hard roumd the head*

by moustacheman27 March 10, 2021

march 11

international “don’t come to somebody’s house empty handed”

- my mom invited me to her house for kugel.

- noice but it’s march 11, you gotta bring mini tomatos there

by thebestdefiniotist March 10, 2021

14 March

National ask your crush out day!

Emma: Hey Jordan, Will you go out on a date with me?
Jordan: Why are you asking?
Emma: Because it's the 14 March, National ask your crush out day!

Jordan: I- I- I'm.. Your crush?
Emma: Yep! So, Will you go out with me?
Jordan: Of Course, I've been waiting for you to ask me this for so long!
Emma: Yay!!

by Daryna Popach March 14, 2021