Male Monologue is when a high IQ schizophrenic autistic guy talks to himself. It is usually followed by evil laughter when his retarded ranting is accompanied by coherent but politically incorrect sentences.
Male Monologuist: "Women do not belong in the kitchen because you cannot do the laundry without leaving the kitchen. Nietzsche talked about this."
Random person: "???"
Male Monologuist: "Life is like a box of chocolates. —Jeffrey Dahmer (probably)."
Random person: "????!!!"
Male Monologuist: "Mein Fuhreeer! Where Art Thou! How can you abandon me among the pinocchios?"
Random Person: "what is this crazy schizophrenic, autistic, antisemitic, misogynistic guy saying? Is this what we call a Male Monologue?"
Random Person's girlfriend: "gosh he's such a sexy high-IQ misogynist. I want him to force me to do the laundry."
Male Monologuist: "Thine heart art... fuck I hate speaking in Shakesperean English. (leaves room because no breathing the same air before marriage).
Random person: "???"
Male Monologuist: "Life is like a box of chocolates. —Jeffrey Dahmer (probably)."
Random person: "????!!!"
Male Monologuist: "Mein Fuhreeer! Where Art Thou! How can you abandon me among the pinocchios?"
Random Person: "what is this crazy schizophrenic, autistic, antisemitic, misogynistic guy saying? Is this what we call a Male Monologue?"
Random Person's girlfriend: "gosh he's such a sexy high-IQ misogynist. I want him to force me to do the laundry."
Male Monologuist: "Thine heart art... fuck I hate speaking in Shakesperean English. (leaves room because no breathing the same air before marriage).
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