National kill your bestfriends boyfriend day 

January 28th

Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

National kill your bestfriends boyfriend day by Sir paska January 28, 2023

To Kill a Mockingbird 

When a penis, dildo or sexual toy gets stuck in someone else's vagina or anus.

"Baby, why did you do to kill a mockingbird? Please get it out!"

To Kill a Mockingbird by Jplacerdasilva1 March 7, 2023

Instant kill 

What Peter Parker should have used on Mysterio

Wait a minute, who is peter

Karen-"Activating Instant Kill mode"

Instant kill by Jewel394 April 25, 2023

Sting-Kill 

real medicine that instantly relieves the pain and itch from bee stings, mosquito bites, insect bites and jellyfish stings.

That’s why Sting-Kill is the
brand that’s been trusted for generations to knock out the sting.

Sting-Kill by SPrice1980 April 28, 2023

Sting-Kill 

convenient, disposable swabs and wipes are loaded up with real pain and
itch medicine that treats the sting or bite, bringing real relief, real fast.

f you’ve been stung by a bee, please carefully remove the stinger before applying Sting-Kill. For all other bug bites and stings, instant relief is as easy as 1, 2, 3

Sting-Kill by SPrice1980 April 28, 2023

Sting-Kill 

easy to use, and are individually wrapped for maximum portability and convenience

Sting-Kill swabs are so quick and easy to use, you might forget you even got stung. If the source of your pain and itch is a bee sting

Sting-Kill by Wendysfg May 9, 2023

National Kill Strategetic Day 

This happens on July 14th. National kill Strategetic day is the day where you get to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING JU;LIKBHWLEJKHFGUWVELFJ.KHUWGEFP;.KWIEGF;Q/WEIL

Console: hey! it's July National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: i'll grab the shotgun

National Kill Strategetic Day by Azterica July 14, 2023