Jizz stick

A vape

“Yo, want a hit of my jizz stick?”

by xX_BigPapi_Xx69 February 14, 2024

Jizz

An upbeat, swinging genre of music in the Star Wars universe.

(Most notably performed by Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes and the Max Rebo Band.)

Leia: “This music is pretty steezy, what’s it called?”
Han: “Jizz”

by Shady Cantina Patron December 1, 2021

Jizz

White sticky awesome succulent goo from pp

Oh daddy i just JIZZED all over you're beatuiful face

by WeinerSoBig.CUM November 11, 2022

Jizz Fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 20, 2024

Desmet Jizz on It

The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.

Junior: ay you new here?

Frehsman: ya

Junior: you wanna hang with the cool kids

Freshman: ya, i guess

Junior: k, after school go to the theater for a Desmet Jizz on it.

Freshman: A Desmet Jesuit?

Junior: Ya thats about right

by Desmet_Senior#1 September 28, 2017

jizzed

past tense of cum

yo i just jizzed in this bitch

by penis_LiCkEr6942000 May 28, 2022

Jizz Whopper

The art of carefully ejaculating onto your girlfriends Whopper Sandwich (or the replacement of any creamy condiment on any sandwich) unbeknownst to her of course.

I found out Des fucked some shine, so I fed that ho a Jizz Whopper.

by Ju Tang Killa January 21, 2020