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jersey shore stand

a one-night stand in which there is a 99% chance of seeing that person again
I don't think one-night stands work on jersey shore, because you will probably see that guy again. It's more like a jersey shore stand.
by LGAKHC May 27, 2010
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Jersey

an amazing, loving, kind, beautiful, and incredible person. She is one of the funnest people to be around. She is usually a blonde or brunette. She is so orginal, you can tell me her name. She plays lacrosse and adores everyone. You'll over her if you ever get the chance to meet her.
jersey is amazing
by someone_other_than_you August 21, 2019
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Jersey

Jersey is shy but she has attitude. Jersey is that one girl that falls in love with the Anthony! She’s hot and super attractive. She’s shy but freaky she’s also really thicc
Yo is that jersey she has booty. Dude But she with Anthony
by Dr. Fallonder January 28, 2018
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jersey grey

someone who is a rat bag if a lassie
stop being such a jersey grey aka stop being such a rat bag of a lassie
by pedo9100 September 11, 2020
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Ocean Township, New Jersey

A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.
“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”
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Central Jersey

Consisting of Middlesex, Mercer, and Monmouth counties, if your on the Turnpike, exits 7A-11:

A place that associates with New York over Philly. It’s a hoagie not a sub, and a place where Wawa is the superior convenience store. Finally, we know it’s called Pork Roll and what the hell are Jimmies?
As proclaimed by the Chief Justice of the State of New Jersey, Jon Stewart, Central Jersey does exist (See Colbert’s segment on Central Jersey).
by lacrossebro17 August 26, 2018
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South Jersey Dirtbox

Find a dead male deer, cut off its penis and chop it up into pieces. Mix it with a handful of moist dirt and shove it up your significant others ass. Let it ferment in there for an hour and proceed to eat the finished product.
by Yupper Fupper November 30, 2023
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