jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.
"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."

"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"

"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"
by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024
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Helix Jump

A over used game on khan academy in a christian private school. Also an addiction on rainy days and known to be rage quit when the teacher closes it out.
Hey what level are you on in helix jump?
by >;'( February 13, 2024
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Helix Jump

An over used game for passing time in private christian school classes.
Hey what level are you on in helix jump?
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stump jumping music

generaly a term used by old people to refer to new age music thats past there era such as hip hop, rap, techno, and anything else that has a fast eletronic beat
you kids and your damn "stump jumping music" is irritating.
by KAPTAIN CAVEMAN October 03, 2011
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lacey jumping

A sexual act in which a female (or male ) has sex with four (or more) people in a six hour period ,alcohol is usually involved.
"Dude the party was so lit ,savannah went lacey jumping and i think she set a world record. "
by cap'n crunch February 29, 2016
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Jump Cum

When you’re banging a girl from behind and she’s on a step stool but too high so you have to jump multiple times to cum in her.
That chick’s like 4 foot two! Definitely gonna have to jump cum!
by DidntNahSoIChecked March 20, 2022
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Flood-Jump

A term regarding to the flood in the Halo series, which jump extremely far and high.
Dude! Did you just see my cat jump?
Yeah! It just did a Flood-Jump!
by GirFreak113 August 13, 2009
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