jonesing 

(1) joking, just kidding, etc.

(2) having a strong need, want or desire for. usually connected with drugs, especially marijuana

man, i was just jonesin', i didn't mean it

i'm jonesin' for a fix right about now

jonesing by kay December 11, 2003

Steve Jones 

Former gameshow host now on talksport graveyard shift.He helps you get to sleep.

II used to do the Pyramid Game

Steve Jones by James H Reeve July 23, 2004

chipper jones 

overrated baseball player. still good, but not as good as people say he is.

no example for now or ever

chipper jones by Adrian December 12, 2004

Davy Jones' Locker 

The free cups of ice water that one gets at Taco Bell.

Fuck, my iPod fell into Davy Jones' Locker!

Davy Jones' Locker by MJBaboon November 1, 2007

davy jones 

The sexual act of the partner giving oral sex to the man using fecal matter and salt as lubricant. The partner servicing the other also has 20 leeches attach to her/his chin , and muxt finish before the leeches deplete the person's blood. If the act is finished, it is followed by a Great Kraken Slap, in which the man pounds the servicing partner with both hands on the sides of his/her head to finish the job.

The Davy Jones is like the salty sea.

The woman was overcome by scurvy after giving a Davy Jones.

davy jones by G-Unit 4 Lyfe April 25, 2007

jonesing 

to like in an affectionate/romantic way.
keeping up with the jones'.
you want something in order to keep up.
etc.
etc.

man...that girl is totally jonesing for me.

jonesing by T-fan October 11, 2008

jonesing 

to like in an affectionate/romantic way.
keeping up with the jones'.
you want something in order to keep up.
etc.
etc.

man...that girl is totally jonesing for me.

jonesing by T-fan October 11, 2008