Mercer Island

Home of the Asians and Jews. See Jew Island.

They don't let any minorities (Especially blacks) on Mercer Island unless they are here to clean the houses or do manual labour.

by poor mike July 1, 2011

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Island Johnny

The act of Fucking a girl in her anus, in a bathtub, while hitting her in the back of the head with a coconut.

Man me and **** just swent to my house and she totally let me give her an island johnny!

by Xx_BaBy_KoRn_xX June 4, 2010

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Island Hopping

island hop
when a guy dates a girl, breaks up with her. then goes out with a friend of hers. in the end to come back with the original girl

Dude, I'm gonna be with Chelsea then go with her friend to get her more interested in me. So I can come back when me and her friend are done. You gonna island hop? Yeah. Island Hopping works bro

by Machuski February 22, 2015

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trap island

home of the trap, a place where guys are victim to sexual phenomena.

"im going to came to trap island" -says one visitor.

by naynay8 April 30, 2010

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The Island is a procedure in which one places extreme amounts of toilet paper into the toilet. Using at least a half roll, this will cause all of the water in the toilet to be absorbed by the toilet paper. The islander then poops on top of the pile of toilet paper.

Dude, the host at this party is a major douche. You should give him the island.

by cornbeef0007 February 14, 2012

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shlong island tea

Long island tea but poured down the back of a hairy (and fat) individual and collected at the base the perineum. This concoction trickles through the channels between one's back hair before making its way through the buttcrack. It is collected as it drops from the area between the anus and the genital organ. The more inadequate one's toilet hygiene is, the more potent. This process is repeated until the desired concentration of shit particles is attained.

Samuel wondered how shit tasted with long island so Alexi had made him a shlong island tea by pouring it down his back and through his butt before letting him drink it.

by Smewsailing August 20, 2013

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