Internet Jigy 

A person who spends most of their life on the computer, Socoializing and generally annoying people.
Kind of like a Mail Rat but on the computer.
(I saw this on some website)

'He's such an Internet Jigy' 'I'm such an Internet Jigy'

Internet Jigy by CiaranD July 14, 2006

internet red 

The emotion felt when you or the recipient writes or receives a comment which makes you/them feel embarrassed in an e-mail, social networking site or more frequently an instant messenger conversation.

Friend: I'd wanna fuck you real bad
You: ?!
Friend: Oh sorry man I didn't mean to send that to you!
You: Thats ok I guess, I just feel a little internet red is all.
Friend: YOU feel internet red? I'm the one who feels internet red!

internet red by Luke Devine July 29, 2007

internet viewer 

a term used for "webcam" in order to sound less like a pedophile. often used when trying to convince parental units to buy a webcam. they are less likely to make the purchase if you use the term "webcam" because it is more often than not associated with nudity, cyber sex, and meeting creepy old men online. thus = internet viewer. family friendly! often shortened to "IV"

Ross: can i get an internet viewer? it lets you chat with friends online!
Mom: absolutely!
Ross: i'm getting some poon tonight.....

internet viewer by kundus May 11, 2009

THANKS INTERNET

A term used as a way to blame the internet for bad things that happen in one's life, that has been caused by being obsessive over the internet.

Friendships, relationships etc.

"I got dumped today. THANKS INTERNET."

THANKS INTERNET by Teirusu April 23, 2010

hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble. 

So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.

*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.








hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble. by t655645765 March 8, 2009

Nuclear Conflict of Interest 

A Nuclear Conflict of Interest happens when elected Leaders give their support to the Nuclear Industry because they have received some form of Nuclear Payback without disclosing it to the public.

The number of Political Leaders that are being given money by the Nuclear Industry is rapidly increasing, is that the real reason we are being forced to accept more nuclear reactors and isn't that a Nuclear Conflict of interest?

Nuclear Conflict of Interest by CaptD August 29, 2012

Final Boss of the internet 

Sometimes, people jokingly refer to the internet as a game of sorts, and, like all games, it must have a final boss. Who or what the final boss truly is has been disputed, but one of the more accepted claims is that the position is held by Scott Willoughby, aka StaringVacantly.

Now I am the final boss of the internet!

Final Boss of the internet by Krem January 9, 2005