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Slipper Pooping

The act of putting on slippers in anticipation of being on the toilet for a long time, in order to be more comfortable while taking a time-consuming dump.
He ate a lot of Chinese food last night, so he's probably slipper pooping right now. Might as well be comfortable, right?
by Andy Spring June 6, 2011
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Poop Duping

Basically when a chick is riding a guy and tells him that he's penetrating her puxXy but in reality she scoots down and inserts it in her ass without him knowing
But you said :" Ah it's my pussy it's my pussy" , but in reality we had anal!?

Her:I can't believe poop duping worked on you.
by ChibiEternity June 27, 2018
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Poop pillar

A poop log so long and sturdy that the tip pushes against the bottom of the toilet bowl while the upper end is still inside you. Depending on how much poop you still need to unload while dealing with a pillar, it can be problematic and even painful.
I prefer toilets with deeper bowls to accommodate my log. That way the tip won't reach the bottom and risk causing a poop pillar.
by Rabbi Jimbob September 14, 2015
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Poop-a-gram

A package of poop sent via mail or delivery as a symbol of spite or hatred. A box or envelope containing human feces sent as a means of showing discord or seeking revenge for an ill act.
Bob: What is that odor coming from your package? Jim: My ex-girlfriend sent me a poop-a-gram because I dumped her for her best friend. Bob: That is not cool. Jim: I guess I deserved it.
by recruiterpoet September 4, 2016
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Poop Warmth

When you enter a bathroom after someone has taken a huge shit and they shit so much it made the bathroom warm.
Wow someone sure made a lot of poop warmth in here!

I feel nice and poop warm after dropping that giant poop.
by Madetolast December 20, 2017
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Pompeii Poop

1. A shit so powerful in magnitude that it absolutely incinerates your butthole. It burns so much that a loud and often thunderous roar will come from you as it's happening, much like Pompeii.

2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.
rumbling in the distance
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."
by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019
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Mystery poop

When you find poop in a toilet but there is no toilet paper in the bowl .
Someone took a dump in the toilet and there is just poop floating, no toilet paper. It’s a mystery poop.
by Stanovich June 30, 2020
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