Bob, I don't care that you only got 2 hours of sleep last night and are slap horny, get your cock off of me!
by slappyhorny August 1, 2011
Get the Slap Hornymug. ugh horny monster has come knocking on my door
I slayed the horny monster
perhaps we should embrace the horny monster
I slayed the horny monster
perhaps we should embrace the horny monster
by ModularMechie July 24, 2025
Get the horny monstermug. i was just coming back home from the store, when i walked in and realized that a few of my boyfriend josh’s friends were over. one of them eyed my huge tits that sat perfectly in my slutty top, but i didn’t think much of it, until i felt a hand reach around and grab them from behind me. he lifted me up and threw me on the table. “hey what the fuck are you doing?!” i exclaimed. “shh,” one of the boys said. “you’ll like it.” all 5 of them surrounded me and started ripping off my clothes, even though i tried my best to cover myself. the boy who was watching my boobs pulled down his pants to reveal his 10 inch cock. he grabbed me by my hair and shoved my lips deep on his boner, without letting me go. another one held open my legs while a third rubbed his fingers around my dripping pussy. i tried to fight against it at first, but i couldn’t deny how good it felt. He teased me, hovering his finger tips over my soaking entrance, but i desperately needed more. suddenly, he shoved his whole fist inside. The dick that was throat-fucking me slipped out of my mouth as a moan escaped my lips. Instead of forcing it back in like I was expecting, he walked around behind me and pushed his huge tip in my ass as i squirmed. “Be a good little slut and take it” he whispered as I felt him go all the way deep inside of my ass. at the same time, the last 2 friends who had been watching this play out pushed both their thick cocks so deep in my mouth that i stopped breathing.
the boy in my pussy was getting bored so he whipped out his big dick and rubbed on my wet pussy. “give me deeper and faster” i said as i rubbed my clit, making me squirt everywhere. “did i hear you right? this whore loves it” he replied. “just do it” i gasped.“tell me that you like it, and i’ll give you what ever you want.” he said as he slapped my ass as hard as possible. “fuck it feels so good when every single one of my holes is filled up with huge thick cocks pounding me” i desperately moaned out. It definitely did the trick, because suddenly I felt him pounding in my core. the one who has holding my thighs moved on to licking my tits, which just made wetter. “i’m about to finish” said the friend in my ass. “same” said one of them who was in my mouth. one of them pulled out of my mouth while i kept sucking the other, causing me to swallow his thick load while my face got covered in their juice. at the same time, my ass and pussy got filled up and started leaking cum everywhere, but i wasn’t done, so i hopped on top of a big cock. i took turns riding each of their huge boners, repeatedly getting cream pies and squirting all over the room. we fucked all night long, even after my boyfriend got home from work, he joined in too. by the end of it i was drenched head to toe in sticky cum, and there wasn’t a single moment where any of my holes wasn’t filled by multiple cocks, and my pussy wasn’t squirting and leaking cum. we were so horny that they started coming back each night!
by youknowit1011 February 24, 2023
Get the hornymug. by THE BIGGEST WHORE December 1, 2023
Get the conner is a horny ass bitchmug. The feeling of wanting to have sex so badly. Wanting to fuck. I want to fuck all of the sexy woman reading this right now. Let's have sex. However if you're ugly, this doesn't apply to you. But if you're sexy, get in touch. Find me.
by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025
Get the Hornymug. When your day is going fine but you suddenly get aroused and the song Gats by Susumu Hirasawa starts playing at around the 1:50 mark
by Quandale Dingus December 11, 2023
Get the boom… hornymug. The soul crushing decision every male has to make from time to time, the choice of am I uncontrollably horny or am I bone crushingly depressed. This question only arise as the sun goes down but still infects the mind like a third world parasite.
Guy 1: dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: ah man I spent the night figuring out if I was in pain or horny.......it was just pain.
Guy 1: oh I was horny.
Guy 2: ah man I spent the night figuring out if I was in pain or horny.......it was just pain.
Guy 1: oh I was horny.
by Dickcheney425 February 25, 2021
Get the Pain or Hornymug.