An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.
As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
Get the Turd Tampin Hammer Grabbermug. Jennie: hey, do you have a hammer I can use?
Alex: no, but you can use my girl hammer
Jennie: ... Girl, that's your grandma's fucking urn.
Alex: no, but you can use my girl hammer
Jennie: ... Girl, that's your grandma's fucking urn.
by Dcharliefox December 11, 2024
Get the Girl hammermug. These two are very dirty minded! They are perfect for each other! They are both extremely short and are great toe lickers. They will always have feelings for each other and will have trouble letting each other go. They should definitely date!
Person 1: Halle hammer and Dylan iverson are literally perfect for each other!
Person 2: I heard they were caught in the bedroom last night!
Person 1: Wouldn’t surprise me
Person 2: I heard they were caught in the bedroom last night!
Person 1: Wouldn’t surprise me
by Bob rickie May 25, 2022
Get the Halle Hammer and Dylan Iversonmug. by MCB95 May 15, 2016
Get the Homosexual Hammeredmug. 
by Ed Richards November 10, 2013
Get the hammer juicemug. by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019
Get the Hammermug.