Hammer Nuts

A Man With Strong Nuts

Julian has Very Strong Hammer Nuts

by Mz Asian Snow Bunny October 1, 2022

Hammer Nap

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap

Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."

by SuperBeagle August 27, 2013

Burtonsville Hog Hammer

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.

Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.

by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025

Bang it with a hammer

A sims 3 meme popularised by YouTuber Onlyabidoang. This makes fun of how most broken objects in the game are fixed by smashing a hammer onto it.

Want your stove to clean by itself?
Bang it with a hammer

Want a creepy sounding doorbell?
Bang it with a hammer

Your computer having a blue screen?
Bang it with a- oh right this isn’t sims 3…

(Sims logic EP 2) - OnlyAbiDoang

by Jalwaysawake December 28, 2021

Hammered Like a Nail

Being hammered like a nail means to be very drunk.

Damn, that dude's hammered like a nail!

by WhosBlue February 28, 2022

Throw a Hammer at Her

Code word for “fix it” *must be pronounced with canadian accent”

Jack: Got any plans with the truck this weekend bud?

Paul: Oh ya know bud just gonna throw a hammer at her so i can take her out rompin next weekend. huh bud?

by Dripdroptiptopsnipsnopkipkop October 16, 2019

Ball Pein Hammer

The male version of camel toe. When a man wears really tight jeans, biker shorts, or a Spedo you can see his ball pein hammer.

Ralph's spandex shorts gave him ball pein hammer.

by Stu Salsbury June 15, 2009