goober sploshen

An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.

She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.

by dickstrips May 20, 2014

Gone Pear-Shaped

Things have gone from good or great to horribly wrong.

I married a trophy wife with an hourglass figure, but now she's gone pear-shaped.

by ThePhyxr February 11, 2015

goobend

To act or look like an idiot.

Don't be such a goobend!

by redboots1 May 27, 2014

gone

Totally wasted, can't remember what you were doing or saying because you are so high

I was totally gone last night, I don't remember that

by dmadds April 16, 2015

Gone Roomba

Cleaning the house by randomly meandering from task to task, letting what you see next direct what you clean next.

Friend #1: Dude, fantastic gathering last night, but Jesus, the place has been ghettoized!!
Friend #2: No worries- my roommate is clean freak and has already gone Roomba- he'll have it sorted in about an hour.

by Asclepius Minora September 12, 2015

Gone

A word used to describe someone who is ugly, idiotic, foolish, or anything that is unsuitable for your standards. It can also be used in the form of an expression, to show that one is tired, lost in a train of thought, zoned out, or one is leaving.

"Bro that girl at the mall was gone!"

"Alright I'll see you later man, I'm gone."

by apexlifee March 8, 2016

gone hoggin'

The term used to describe when a man goes out with a fat girl. Typically hidden from they're buddies and seen as a guilty pleasure.

Guy 1: Heard you gone hoggin' last night , what's that about?
Guy 2: I swear I was drunk man!

by kowalski9999 July 18, 2016