food stamp kids

Kids that do not have alot of money and the parents of the kids are eligible for food stamps. Most food stamp kids are from the inner city and use soup kitchens. They think they are rich because they have "stacks on them" They also buy expensive ass clothes that they can't afford. This includes Aeropastale, Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, Polo, Gucci, LV, and others. That is one reason why they are on food stamps. Some of them use a whole years worth of income money in a day at the mall and on drugs.

Devam: Dude look at that fag over there.

Dan: Yea he is a probably one of those "food stamp kids"
Devam: He/She probably has a middle name on facebook like AeroSawgg, HollisterChick, PoloMan, HcoBoy, or AeroShawty

by BallerBros July 23, 2010

Food Adrenaline Rush

When you haven't eaten a meal, or eaten for a while, you crave whatever is put in front of you, and moving onto your refrigerator and pantry.

Person 1: Dude, I had such a bad food adrenaline rush yesterday.

Person 2: Wow, how much did you eat? Like a whole horse?

by elitebouncer September 10, 2009

Food Shopping Chicken

Where you'll eat any old crap in the house, just to avoid having to go food shopping.

I'm eating toothpaste for dinner tonight - playing food shopping chicken.

by StainlessSteelRat December 1, 2010

Fast food crawl

A fast food crawl is when a group of friends sets out on a journey to all fast food chain restaurants in the surrounding area, and consumes a minimum of two items from the menu. Of the two items, one must be a potato based substance (i.e. fries, wedges, mashed potatoes) or appetizer, while the second is the staple dish or meal offered by the chain. Finally the patrons of the crawl must also purchase a minimum of a medium drink at every restaurant.

Yo J did you hear that E and I went on that fast food crawl last week? Man I haven't taken a solid dump in a week, iv'e just been slapping turds since.

by slappingturds December 4, 2014

Non Legit Food

Food that comes in a box already made.

My friend invited me to her house for a "homecooked" meal, but when I got there it was not quite what I expected, nothing on the table was "home cooked" or "home made" everything had been taken out from a box or a container, I felt betrayed because I had been promised a home cooked meal, so immediately I stood up and threw all the Non Legit Food across the table and walked away like a straight up Legit Bamf!

by LegitBamf August 1, 2011

crab rangoon (the food)

Also called "cheese wonton", this thing slaps.

David: I just ordered crab rangoon (the food) for takeout.
Jeff: I approve of that.

by Willgamer July 8, 2021

i like food

I'm hungry

Dad: Stop eating or your gonna get fat
Me: I LIKE FOOD OK?

by HelpIlikefood October 2, 2017