My friend invited me to her house for a "homecooked" meal, but when I got there it was not quite what I expected, nothing on the table was "home cooked" or "home made" everything had been taken out from a box or a container, I felt betrayed because I had been promised a home cooked meal, so immediately I stood up and threw all the Non Legit Food across the table and walked away like a straight up Legit Bamf!

I've been jabbed