Life Things

The meaningful activities that happen OUTSIDE of everyday alcohol, drug and sex addiction.

So, did you hear that Sherry 'slobs the knob five times a fucking day? '
Yeah, I did. She's doin' that shit while the rest of the world is doin' Life Things just to survive.

by YAWA November 23, 2021

15 to life

When an offender is sentenced to serve a term of 15 years to life.

“Yeah, Walter got sentenced to 15 to life while covering for Jesse.”
“Damn, I woulda let Jesse go.”

by digbick41 June 19, 2023

thug life

2pac has a tattoo dat says THUG LIFE across his stomach which means "The Hate U Gave Lil Infants Fucks Everybody"

2pacs tattoo

by Jessica December 7, 2003

Life-fucked

The state of having absolutely no chance at life, regardless of attempts to change it.

Chris: "Yo Joe, the doctors just told me I have AIDS and my landord just evicted me. What the fuck am I going to do?" Joe: "There's nothing you can do man, you're just life-fucked".

by Sunnyjoshxp May 19, 2011

Perf Life

Someone or something which has an extremely attractive and desirable lifestyle or existence.

Person 1:"I just found a $500 bill lying on the street!"

Person 2:"That's perf life."

by The G Master October 22, 2006

the porch life

a cool fella who is lade back and kicks it on the porch all day

he kickn it on the porch just chilin and livin the porch life

by soalid gold$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ October 4, 2008

stipend life

Describes the carefree, easy existence of moneyed young Brits; those teens and young adults supported entirely by unearned sources of income, esp. from parents/grandparents. Akin to the American "trust fund kid" existence, stipend life does not necessarily require a large amount of money and can be achieved through some combination of mooching from relatives, expecting others (but never other stipend lifers, as this would be taken as a sign of poverty) to finance things, borrowing heavily from family and occasional casual work (usually cut short by stipend lifers lack of motivation/discipline for anything not involving pleasure). Stipend life involves being proudly out of touch with normality. Stipend lifers bond by mocking ordinary, working people and their daily tribulations. Travelling must be in business or first class, if available, or private jet if stipend extends to this. Summers in luxurious resorts (e.g. Monaco, Cadaques, St. Tropez).

Time not spent entirely in the pursuit of pleasure is generally spent collecting degrees, travelling or engaging in some sort of exclusive hobby (e.g. learning to fly, playing polo or motorsports) or working on some vanity project.

Stipend life motto is, "A Mercedes, however acquired, is still a Mercedes", and the traditional shibboleth of of stipend lifers is, "Stipend life is good life".

"That kid is such a prat, but what do you expect, he lives stipend life".
"I wish I had a stipend life, working at KFC is really shit".
"Woo-hoo, grandad's died, stipend life for me".
"He thinks working for minimum wage means living just off your main trust fund and doing no mooching, typical stipend lifer".

by twozeroone November 30, 2013