Ethan

He's a real textbook geeky nerd but hes pretty funny and super chill.

"U got 100%, wow you're such an ethan."

by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025

Ethan

Ethan: A very goofy looking person who probably likes to drink other peoples urine.

Person 1: Who is that? He looks like he drinks piss.

Person 2: Yeah he does actually, his name is Ethan.

by pluh67 September 26, 2025

Ethan

Ethan is the most perfect guy ever, he doesn’t only have the best looks but his personality is simply amazing, he is total husband material and a massive simp but it’s hard to get him, Ethan is not the smartest guy but definitely the funniest, he might be a little troublemaker but he’ll treat you like a queen

Jessie: Ethan asked me out!!
Layla: Omg Ethan! he is so perfect

by hidxous October 8, 2025

ethan

sexy blonde handsome man dude with such great abs and big muscles yeehaw boy loves him!

omg look its a ethan
BLONDE DUDE

by klappsmurfs October 15, 2025

Ethan

Is a literal loser. Has no balls. Might be gay.

When you’re born without balls, your parents will name you Ethan.

by T2thedoubleg November 8, 2025

Ethan

A man who looks like Napoleon Dynamite, Freak in the sheets, farts on command, and occasionally crashes out on football.

Ethan come fix this back

Ethan come wash the dishes

Ethan can you get me a towel

by danaynay26 November 19, 2025

Ethan

Faggot

Ethan is a Faggot

by OpticalLace9192 November 24, 2025