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Hot Dog College 

A College or University where the student populous consists of a majority of idiots. There may be a few intellectual individuals, students or professors, on campus but that's all you get.

Many colleges and universities across the nation are Hot Dog Colleges indeed because anyone who can sleaze there way through high school can get in. Nobody really learns anything there.
Bill: I'm going to MSU! They accepted and I didn't even apply!

Ted: Any hot dog can get into that Hot Dog College!
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Eastern Florida State College 

A fancy new name for Brevard Community College because they are offering 4 year degrees now. Most people still call it BCC. BCC is basically 13th and 14th grade.
Do you go to BCC? Yes, but now they call it Eastern Florida State College.

metro early college middle school 

A mini version of the high school hell. Getting an 89% means everything you have ever wanted in life goes away and you are a fail. Oof remediation and twilight school. The teachers will track down meme accounts and punish the owners. No one can teach and students all are edgy preteens who want to dIe.
Student: When will the test be graded?
Teacher: We have lives too.
Also teacher: Did you get all of your 80 page packet done?
Students: (-_-)/
This means Metro Early College Middle School is a scam, stay safe kiddos and be memes.

Saint Michael's College 

A place full of memers, filthy fortnite players and people who spend hundreds of dollars on Fortnite cosmetics.
I heard he bought he went to Saint Michael's College, no wonder why he's so good.

Warren Wilson College 

A (somehow) accredited institution of "higher" learning, which spends far more time, money, and effort on the part of administration policing student culture than it has ever spent maintaining the basic necessities students require to function in a rigorous academic context.
EXAMPLE 1:
Graduate: "I went to Warren Wilson College"
Colleague: "Damn dude, sorry about those loans"
Employer: "Have we drug-screened you yet?"
Parent: "Isn't that a nudist colony?"

EXAMPLE 2: (This actually happened)
Uber Driver: "So what kind of school is Warren Wilson College?"
Student: "It's a work college, we work 15 hours a week and that goes straight to our tuition"
Uber Driver: "Your earnings go straight to room and board? So you're... sharecropping?"

Christian Brothers College

Cry Baby College.

The students cry every time they lose any sports event.
“Did you see that we beat cbc yesterday? Yeah, all of the Christian Brothers College kids were crying.”

Hodge hill college

A school located near alum rock where all the boys are roadmen with their geek bars dead trims and the girls with their shitty nails wanting to be in every boys bed.
What’s the school with dead tings? hodge hill college👍