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Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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Carribean Christmas

That song that's so catchy, everyone vibes to it
We played Carribean Christmas at the concert, and it was a banger!
by Le epic biggie cheese November 29, 2019
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Homie Christmas

When you spend time with the homies on Christmas instead of your family. Then you proceed to have and orgy with the homies WITHOUT SOCKS on! This is the only time of year that isn’t gay. By the way it’s only for people of the same gender so if it’s just men then no girls and other way around
“ Dude John is having a Homie Christmas at his place this Christmas. By the way no girls are invited”

“Bet I’ll get the kfc and the McDonald’s ready I’ll make sure not to bring socks
by The super saiyan 3 December 25, 2022
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danish christmas

On the 24th of December when the Danes do their homegrown ritual of drinking awful beer and have coitus with pigs.
Man, I can't believe it's danish christmas already. I haven't even bought my pig yet.
by mjaow December 24, 2017
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Alabama Christmas Ornament

A slur that references African Americans hanging from a tree; commonly used in a derogatory term.
If you don’t quit stealing, I’m going to turn you into an Alabama Christmas ornament
by Thewordydude September 9, 2025
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Canadian Christmas

When your parents give in and let you open gifts the day before. Comes from the stereotype of overly nice Canadians.
Oh shit I got a ps4 for canadian christmas, I might not even bother with real christmas
by SWAGBABE430-10 December 8, 2016
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Christmas Boy

A boy born on Christmas day who is extremely sassy.
What has Christmas Boy done now!
by Twatb4g March 10, 2024
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