when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by anonymous November 27, 2020

by Le epic biggie cheese November 29, 2019

When you spend time with the homies on Christmas instead of your family. Then you proceed to have and orgy with the homies WITHOUT SOCKS on! This is the only time of year that isn’t gay. By the way it’s only for people of the same gender so if it’s just men then no girls and other way around
“ Dude John is having a Homie Christmas at his place this Christmas. By the way no girls are invited”
“Bet I’ll get the kfc and the McDonald’s ready I’ll make sure not to bring socks
“Bet I’ll get the kfc and the McDonald’s ready I’ll make sure not to bring socks
by The super saiyan 3 December 25, 2022

On the 24th of December when the Danes do their homegrown ritual of drinking awful beer and have coitus with pigs.
by mjaow December 24, 2017

by Thewordydude September 9, 2025

When your parents give in and let you open gifts the day before. Comes from the stereotype of overly nice Canadians.
by SWAGBABE430-10 December 8, 2016

by Twatb4g March 10, 2024
