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Christmas Cut-Off

The appropriate amount of time to start a relationship and have the obligation of bringing them home to the family for the holidays and/or buying gifts. The ideal date is a minimum of 2 months before the holiday: October 25.

Any relationship started after October 25 doesn't necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.
If he doesn't get his act together, he won't have anyone in place for the Christmas Cut-Off and he'll be the only single loser of the family.
by TK403 September 21, 2014
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graham christmas

An excitable, quick tempered and usually horny individual. Usually get's picked on a lot. Graham Christmas' usually find one person and fall in love with them instantly, however, the person never loves them back. They will stay in love with this person for the rest of their life and this person is usually a male. Graham Christmas' will usually have really good friends but not many. They will accept him for being gay and they're names are usually as follows;
Anna, Mae, Chantelle & Shannon
However, they do usually meet one fake friend and they are generally called Tyler.
They aren't very trusting and if they trust you DO NOT damage that trust. They will lose all trust in everyone and it'll take a very long time to build it back up again.
"Who's that kid over there being picked on?"
"Oh, that must be a Graham Christmas."
by AmyToonlink October 24, 2013
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Christmas

A holiday to celebrate something..... oh yeah its Jesus. On The christmas Day u spend half The Day waiting for your christmas presents to Come.

U eat food like a normal Day (dont know why u can survive without food for years for sure) and u drink to. When u get ur christmas presents u hade ben killing yourself for u realize its just a shirt or a toilet roll (sometimes its used toilet paper)
-Why do we celebrate christmas?
-I dont know?!?
-Wait i remember its Jesus..
by The real facts giver December 13, 2016
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turd in a christmas cake

Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.
Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake
by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024
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Guantanamo Christmas Present

When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.
Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.
by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020
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Christmas Uzi

When you use a sawzall with a dildo head to insert into a vagina for pleasure at 3,000 strokes per minute.
Before I returned my sawzall I gave her a Christmas Uzi.
by Ceilinyoass November 17, 2020
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Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas

a 12-hour nationally broadcast special radio program of music and narrated stories, heard on over 250 stations across the United States. The program is hosted by the group's founder Chip Davis and is produced and distributed each year by WestStar TalkRadio Network
Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas is composed of the stories and legends surrounding the holiday, all keyed to today's most popular new and traditional Christmas music
by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023
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