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Idiot. Christian is super stupid and annoying. If you are to have the horrible luck of being his friend im sorry. You probably already knew. He also has no friends and will always be stalking you. He is attracted to everyone and everyone hates him. He never shuts up and talks about the weirdes things. And if you try to hide from him he always finds you~Why are you even searching this name up?
Ugh! Christian is so annoying and dumb! I know! and today he searched up innapropiate stuff! AGAIN! Ay Christian!
by CHRISTIAN!!! April 8, 2019
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Jeannine Christine Karras

The most amAzing girl you will ever meet. She is the most beautiful girl EVER!!! She deserves the best and nothing less. She is absolutely adorable. Always brings the best out in everyone. She loves those people in her heart like there is no tomorrow. She smells like heaven. Won't accept a compliment even though she knows that it is true. Has the most beautiful eyes that anyone can forever get lost in if stared at long enough. She is mysteriously confusing. Never lies. Someone that makes your heart beat faster or your heart melt. Someone that tops everyone else, and always crosses your mind. She is one who takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. She is the ultimate girl!
Boy: Jeannine Christine Karras is the most amazing person ever!
Girl: Even more amazing than Joshua?!?
Boy: Joshua is nothing in comparison. Not even close!
Girl: Ooh...
by Bingglejoe December 8, 2009
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Christian

noun: Lion food. Pat Robertson Jerry Falwell Adolf Hitler Karl Rove Moral Majority Religious Right
Christian: "Although I was once persecuted for my beliefs, I think I have the right to kill you."

Black, Jewish, Lesbian: "Shut up before I feed you to a lion."
by gofuckyourself525 November 1, 2008
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Christian Bale

Easily one of the greater actors working today. Unlike Johnny Depp and other actors, Bale got his name from his acting skills, rather than his looks. His acting work as a child in Empire of the Sun was so superb that the National Board of Review added the category "Best Role Played By A Juvenile" to it's awards. He is known for getting insanely into his roles quite like another acting legend, Dustin Hoffman, most famously dropping 63 pounds to play a role in the small film The Machinst.
If you want to see acting at it's finest, rent a copy of All the Little Animals, Empire of the Sun, American Psycho, and The Machinst; you won't be disappointed.
by TheVoiceOfReason July 15, 2008
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Christian Rockgasm

A sensation of ecstasy one feels during a christian rock concert. Occurs when you get a chill down your spine while closing your eyes and waving your hands in the air and singing along to the lyrics
Yesterday I went to a christian rock concerte and OMG I had the most amazing christian rockgasm ever! The Holy Spirit has touched me in ways I've never been touched before
by HCO gangsta January 17, 2008
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Christian Viernes

1. A hot and well-known filipino living in Hawaii 2. An ASC leader 3. A FNStud 4. A guy with a lot of half-cabs
Hey Lexi, that guy looks like a Christian Viernes!
by banana sauce January 11, 2009
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Christian Mingleberry

That girl didn't even realize she was walking around with a Christian Mingleberry.
by SDmb October 14, 2011
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