Semen Challenge

When porn stars have to pretend they enjoy having semen in their mouth for hours on end. Happens a lot in porn. And in Muslim countries. Also known as Jizz Hardship.

Ah hell, Bucky is humpin Butchie on the wrong end again. Go outside and break it up will you? Poor Butchie is 15 years old! Old dog never signed up for no semen challenge, specially not on a Sunday.

by whooer's your daddy November 10, 2018

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Milton St Challenge

To follow through and excrete a small amount of bodily fluid post flatulence

Karen "Murray, you look like you shat yourself, what happened?"

Murray "Had a big night last night, went out this morning to fill up the car with gas so I'm standing there pumping the gas on the forecourt and I went to squeeze out a fart but ended up going the full Milton St Challenge"

by Jedi Knight Mr Lahey July 27, 2022

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Vertically Challenged

Very short; without much physical height

My brother is very vertically challenged.

by Dusty Divot June 1, 2018

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The Bill Gates Challenge

If Bill Gates gets a .44 magnum, shoves it in his mouth, and blows his brains out the back of his head live on air, Alex Jones will follow suit the next day; also live on air. Challenge can also be completed by dumping a bucket of gasoline onto oneself (akin to the ALS ice bucket challenge), strapping TNT onto your body, and lighting yourself on fire.

Did you hear what Bill Gates did on Instagram Live? He started The Bill Gates Challenge!

by Johnny Asswipe IV September 30, 2024

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jimmy john's challenge

When you order Jimmy John's and try to masturbate before they deliver your sandwich to the door.

I lost the Jimmy John's challenge again yesterday. Twice in a row I answered the door with a boner.

by Save yourself for dessert February 22, 2018

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The Challenge to God

Then accept the challenge. Under the full weight of my accomplishment and in the absence of my incredulity, come and face me coward. No obfuscating the meaning of words. No withholding information. The "Truth" vs The Truth. Fully contextualized by the truth.

Hym "Then accept the challenge to God, coward. You and your coward God are a blight on the face of the earth and you fled and wept like a child because you didn't have gall to face me and then YOU CALLED IT THE OPPOSITE! You called it THE OPPOSITE! The said you were courageous for running and crying and hiding and lying. And you shielded the people leading a stalking a harassment campaign against me, chose to actively participate in it, and then enlist politicians to continue to allow it. You're an embarrassment. Shame unto your God! Pathetic."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

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