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The polite term for jesus christ
Oh J crust I failed my class
J crust by skylar&evan June 12, 2007
Someone who talks a load of crap for an extended period of time and does not know when to shut up!! The action is known as crusting. Frequently overused by some people which in itself is crusting!!
Steven - I saw the other day on this website that if you stand instead of sit during most of your daily activities you burn an extra 37 calories a day....how cool is that??!!

Fred - Dude your crusting, i've never heard anyone as crusty as you in my life....you are the definition of crust!!!
Crust by Mike 'Wheels' Robinson March 30, 2009
The dried vaginal secretions that can appear around the clitoral area of women who do not bathe themselves.
Damn, did you see the crust on that bitch?
crust by Big Al September 15, 2003

bustin crustaceans 

you shoot shells out of a shotgun, and shells are crustaceans, so ur bustin crustaceans

also crustaceans are like bones, so if your bustin crustaceans, you might be breaking bones
yo dakilla, chirp these fools runnin up on are spot, im bout to start bustin crustaceans.
bustin crustaceans by ragz February 8, 2007

crust monger 

A person, involved and dedicated to cool but unable to achieve it!
"See that guy by the bar, what a Crust Monger."
"Oh yes, a monger of the Crust indeed!"
crust monger by Matthew Gair July 2, 2006

Crust boat 

A makeshift raft consisting of equal parts bread crust, twig and leaf (crust = hull, twig = mast and leaf = sail).

Construct as following; attach the leaf to the twig by piercing the leaf at both ends and sliding the twig through each hole. Attach mast to hull by piercing crust with twig / leaf so as to stand perpendicular to the crust.

Give your vessel a name and watch in delight as it sails out towards bewildered ducks who may, or may not take a bite.
Dude, want to go feed some ducks?

Hell's yeah son, I'm gonna break out a crust boat.
Crust boat by the limey December 24, 2008