heinz bush

1.) a porn nerd who was born in 1937. he invntd many homosxual sex toys including the hand-crank ass plug and the dangling dilinger (we still have no idea of what the device does, but it is shaped like a hammerhead shark.) in 1967, he declared the greatest gay inventor next to sir issac newton and ben franklin. in 1968, however, he was mysteriously kidnapped by the us military to make an invention that would make veitnam tremble. he failed in doing so and was dropped off in front of a war camp. he was hld prisonor for the next 4 years. after his return to the us, he wrote a book of his expirience in veitnam simply titled "please put more brokn glass in my ass" it won the noble prize for gaiest book ever written, exceeding huckleberry fin. now in 1973, he went to franc for a visit of his dear grandmother. she died the second he walked in the door. he thought that he could hav sex the corpse before it was found. he did and the cops walked in by the time he ripped the eyes out made love to the sockets. he served 15 years. in prison, he became a white supremist and wrote one of the famous doctrines in the homosexual neo-nazi chapter ever. the book was entitled "rise of the pink panzer". 37 copies have been sold till this day. after he left prison, he led an uprising of gay nazis and took over the country of belguim. this take over took 3 days. when he took position of dictator, he forced all men to be gay or executed and the woman had to be lesbians. he set news rules that no one liked. the people began an uprise and one day broke into his office. they raped him to death on his balcony. he was sent to hospital and died of AIDS on febraury 14, 1989.

2.) a douche

1.) did you see that heinz bush movie? what a FGT!

2.) wow, that dude's a heinz bush

by mfjeek January 17, 2007

George Bush

Just because your daddy got his poopshoot ravaged in Desert Storm does not give you the right to kill thousands of innocents in an effort to fool the Amerikan Public (sic) into thinking they have a purpose. OIL OIL OIL! MONEY MONEY MONEY! George Bush is the single most costly disaster the proverbial United States will have ever known. Until Dubya II gets cheated into the White House to further assrape Amerika into submission. Read Steal This Book. Tell it all, brothers and sisters.

HOOOOOOOOO-AHHHH!!! We's a gonna have us a war fer to pocket us some moolah and ill-gained support from the undereducated Amerikan majority! Surplus? Whats a surplus? Yes, Dick, I know we just occupied a country rich in oil, but what in the fuck does that have to do with gas prices rising ten cents a day? DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS...OR OUR NUKES, OR OUR TOTAL LACK OF U.N. SUPPORT. OR OUR LAND-OF-THE-FREE HYPOCRASY. THERE IS NO FREEDOM. ONLY MONEY.

by Wannabe Bastard Son of Che Guevara August 12, 2005

reggie bushed

Juking or dodging something with amazing skill

If you move out of the way of the car you "Reggie Bushed" it

by uncfan May 8, 2008

reggie bush

(adj) (n)- To have a successful college football career, and to be overrated enough to get picked #1 in the NFL draft. Most likely a bust in terms of hype.
See-Ryan Leaf

"OMG! Look at that Reggie Bush, he'll be amazing on the J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!"

"You're a fucking moron, Bush isnt going to NY, and he's gonna suck major balls unless he goes to the Broncos, you'll all be dissapointed.

by Fllntjohnson January 4, 2006

george bush

the only reason we are at war in iraq

-president bush is such an sob for sending the troops out to war.
-the terrorists attacked america because bush sr. did something gay. the terrorists are smarter than us(except for the people who'd voted for gore or kerry). they knew bush jr. was no good, so they attacked the u.s. to warn us of the gay shit bush jr. would do.

by dy January 12, 2005

George Bush

A single person who is responsible for thousands of paralysed people suffering due to his stupidity and lack of understanding of stem cell research.

Nigel: I have been in this wheelchair for 4 years now and that idiot "George Bush" has just rejected another plea for stem cells to be used in helping people with spinal cord injuries.
Paul: Maybe someone in his family will get paralysed and he might change his mind.
Nigel: I doubt it, unless he can somehow invade a country in the name of stem cell research, and steal their oil, I doubt it.

by Paul Fleming August 3, 2006

Bush to Obama

Trying to solve a problem with an opposite course of action and possibly making it worse.

Person 1: Lets get some spiders to eat the flies.
Person 2: But how do we get rid of the spiders.
Person 1: O yeah that's a real Bush to Obama right there

Obama Bush America

by A>R>E July 14, 2009