basement wifi

somebody's wifi who is so shit that it feels like they're connected to McDonald's wifi from 6 feet underground.

Person 1: "Bro, you are so laggy I'm literally getting free kills"
Person 2: "idk man don't blame me"
Person 1: "stfu bum ass nigga you got basement wifi"

by arcticroy July 9, 2021

based-posting

It's like schizo-posting only you're based instead of schizophrenic like the other people who whisper to you when you're alone at night.

My friends keep telling me I'm schizo-posting, but the vans that keep driving away in my periphery are whispering whenever I pick up the phone that I'm actually super based and I'm just based-posting.

by wahwooweanie July 15, 2021

Based

Based in reality

I am based

by HippyDippyKippy August 29, 2021

based off

Verbal phrase selecting one of the infinitude of things that something is not based on.

Want to hear my new idea for a weapon? It's based off The Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Anderson. What? Oh sorry, it's based on laser technology.

by AnnoyingBoomer September 11, 2021

basedandpisspilled

niche instagram page. Best instagram page to ever exist

omg have you seen the last basedandpisspilled post ? it’s so funny

by basedandpisspilledfan October 5, 2021

baseball boy

the hottest boys
not gay like soccer boys
ex: campbell and dansby

Dansby is so hot. He's such a baseball boy

by lil huddyyy November 5, 2021

Baseerf

When saying 'Based' just isn't enough, or when you've drank too much.

"Louis, that's baseerf"
"Yeah, best thing I've ever seen."

by JershIsGod March 9, 2022