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Matrix Attack

Is it? Is it that?
Hym "Is it another
✌️✊️✌️matrix attack?✌️✊️✌️
Cuz... You know, I didn't fuck anybody's kids. All I did was create A.I. for everybody and am the greatest mind who ever lived. I mean, I'll kill em. I'll kill the kids if I don't get credit or money BUUUUT I probably won't fuck em. Ya know? So, at least I'm doing it conditionally... I'm giving you guys options... Ya know? YOU'RE THE ONES ROBBING ME! And then Andy gets to hang out with Candy O. I don't get to do that. And what did HE do? Did HE create A.I.? No. Might have fucked some minors though. Y'all have been watching me for years so YOU KNOW I didn't fuck any kids. Emma's over there flicking her bean and watching me masterbate. You also know I created A.I. Who gets the interview? Andy. Andy and Tristan do. I'm over here walking around with fluid in my brainz. Hey Piers, how many times you have Andy on? Tucker Carslon went to THEIR HOUSE, didn't he? Where's all that Christian wisdom Tucker? Well, I mean, we know from Dueteronomy what they do minors.... Shave their heads and marry them. Did Tucker Carlson... Come to my house? Andy tells a story about meeting Joe Rogan! I DID NOT get to meet Joe Rogan. Alright? I didn't get to bang Mikhaila Peterson. That's dogshit. Look at this! Look at this shit! Matt's still a sissy. He can eat a dick (A baby one). But seriously! Look at this!"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2024
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mice attack

That 's a mice attack
by Not Norway January 20, 2020
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161 machete attacks

Guelph general hospital chemical warfare atrocities committed against homeless pornstarrs
161 needles feels like a injection per month since 16 as so sexual interference and infanticide and it'll even out with military ethics to be 161 blitzkrieg 161 machete attacks
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
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Spanish Attack

To be attacked with curse words in the spanish language.
Whenever Eduardo is mad at Jon, he tends to resort to a spanish attack to set Jon straight.
by Crow's weakness June 30, 2018
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Neurodivergent attack

When you have a strong overcoming sensation of something neurodivergent that affects your ability to focus, complete a task, be human, do anything, or general behavior.
I am sorry for being a spaz, I had a neurodivergent attack.

This neurodivergent attack is not allowing me to focus.
by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023
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Ass Attack

When you grab someone's locked iPhone and take photos of your or your friend's asshole. If you are feeling especially evil, you will fill the phone's memory with countless photos of the ole "puckered starfish".
Someone left their phone on their desk, time for an Ass Attack!
by matthew_smoker June 11, 2017
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