by Zaymoneyyx August 4, 2023
Get the Yellow Card mug.A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"
Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"
Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"
Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"
by Saynivia August 17, 2023
Get the Simp Card mug.When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.
Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.
Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.
Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."
by coystags August 25, 2023
Get the Eat the red card mug.A medical marijuana card. Often used to refer to a medical marijuana card that is obtained solely for the purpose of obtaining recreational marijuana if you are under 21 or live in a medical only state. A med card may be obtained by claiming to have anxiety, trouble sleeping, and similar conditions.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023
Get the Med Card mug."the Childs dream" as the 5 yr-old bitchs like to say, they go to the parents and beg dem parents until they are so bad they need to get adopted.
by Envyingdeeznuts69 December 4, 2021
Get the 19 dolla fortnite card mug.Basically, it consists of a clear rubber hose long enough to fit in a car gas tank & a container (gummint approved or not) to hold the gasoline. Hose needs to be clear so you can see when the gas starts flowing and thereby avoid swallowing too much gas.
Junior, go an' fetch us our WV credit card so's we can git our petrol from brother Cletus's 1977 Nova. Hell, he don't need all 8 gallons fer hisself!
by jlujan69 April 15, 2020
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