The awkward moment where a girl allows you to enter her Anal cavity with your pork sword only for you to prematurely ejaculate after 5 seconds.
A guy walks into work and approaches his colleague: "Hey Dave last night were a right old travesty, Tina finally allowed me to go down brown town and I only lasted 5 seconds... Total 5 seconds of Bummer man!"
by Jlonsdale92 February 3, 2015
Get the 5 Seconds of Bummermug. A truck group where the president’s has to make pornography for him to afford his truck and the truck group its self is nothing but a ton of FAGS. They always run around saying 5 star the gang when they arent not the fuckin gang
by Billy fred Sr. December 27, 2019
Get the 5 Star Creationsmug. 1. Term used to describe an extremely fast "Number 2." This includes the entire sitting down, wiping, and hand washing portion of the poop. It does not have to be exactly 5 seconds but anything under 30 seconds can be considered a "5 Second Deuce"
2. Common nickname given to people with the ability to poop at extremely high speeds.
2. Common nickname given to people with the ability to poop at extremely high speeds.
I was late for school but I had to poo so badly that I had to take a 5 Second Deuce so that I wouldn't be late for the bus.
by niggasteve11 June 2, 2010
Get the 5 Second Deucemug. A variation of the classic wrestling move called the chicken-wing, which was actually preformed several times in the WWE. The move was created by a boy from Charlottetown Labrador, who received a large amount of criticism for the non-painful move.
Gordon: "You better watch out or i'll do the chicken-wing 5 on you"
Bradey: "NO anything but the chicken-wing 5"
Gordon: "I told you to watch it!"
Bradey: "Ahhhhhhhh it tickles so much!
Bradey: "NO anything but the chicken-wing 5"
Gordon: "I told you to watch it!"
Bradey: "Ahhhhhhhh it tickles so much!
by Green Giant600 September 12, 2011
Get the Chicken-Wing 5mug. When a boy (andrew) get a little extra happy around a girl he is in love with, mostly from staring at her chest.
but what ever this girl doesnt really care, unless she notices allll, and he isnt paying attention to what she is saying
See: Whuuuut?
but what ever this girl doesnt really care, unless she notices allll, and he isnt paying attention to what she is saying
See: Whuuuut?
by Lil west ruler of the world August 11, 2008
Get the 5 Feet awaymug. The act of going out on a Thursday night and drinking a minimum of 5 pints of an alcoholic beverage of your choice. Thus consigning any hangover to a Friday morning at work.
by adjvee March 10, 2009
Get the 5 Pint Thursdaymug. the five things most football players do after practice. Usually done in this order. Shit, Shower, Shave, Shmashturbate, Shleep (sleep- said with accent to keep the SH pattern).
by Fredrick Soft September 2, 2010
Get the 5 S's of footballmug.