the berkeley beast

he goes by many names, gus, penjamin, chief rizz, and most importantly the berkeley beast.

as the name suggests, he has perfected the art of rizzing berkeley baddies. his pronoun game has been called the miracle on ice, the rumble in the jungle, and andre 3000 if he did not leave the biz.

no one is safe near the berkeley beast. if you are with your girl keep an eye out for the berkeley beast. signs that he is nearby are strong zaza scent and women falling on the ground. if you observe these signs, put a blindfold on your girlfriend and spin her at least 10 times, that way she will be disoriented and confused, improving your odds of fleeing the scene without emotional damage.

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR GIRL UNATTENDED WHEN THE BERKELEY BEAST IS IN THE VICINITY.

friend: was that your girl i saw near the bathroom?

guy: yeah, she left a minute ago.

friend: are you crazy?! don't you know the berkeley beast is in the house??

guy: the berkeley who...

friend: it's too late now, we should leave.

by Deputy Rizzmas Director November 21, 2023

South Beast

A slang term for penis.

Keenan: "Yesterday one of my friends tryed to nut tap me but he only hit my penis."
Anonymous Douchebag: "You mean he only he your South Beast?"

Keenan: "So I got her back to my place, got her clothes off, I hit her with my North Beast for a little while, then I hit her with the South Beast."

by Beat Slice Fresh February 12, 2009

elder beast

The senior members of the sesh circle. Inducted through a series of trials and questions from pre-existing elder beasts. Must be an aspiring apprentice and show pragmatic approaches to sesh practices to be considered for elder beast

Jimmy was inducted as elder beast as he completed all challenges set.

by Baiting Cult January 3, 2025

Ghetto beast

A Ghetto Beast is a person that is ghetto to the max . Loud ,Rude crude . Someone who is uncouth . Someone who know little of the world out side of the ghetto . Doesn't know and doesn't want to know . Poorly educated and proud of it .

A Ghetto Beast is person that go's to the store and buys a 40 oz and drinks it as he is walking down the street . A Woman that has four kids by four different men . All in Prison . Poor grammar . And has a attitude . A Man that has lots of kids by different Women and has not paid a dime of child support and sits around all day playing Xbox or Playstation . Has no food in the house but has a pack of cigarettes and beer . And none of them see nothing wrong with it .

by StevsRC November 27, 2013

Beast

A person who is good at anything, that looks tough, ripped, cut or an intimidating presence
Giovanni got all the big booty girls
Omg

Gio's a beast! Man , that's beast! Omg

by Greatest ppl champ May 27, 2018

Ralphy the Bear Beast

A Male Youtuber know as "Ralphy" Who creates mostly standard short blogs about his life. He also has a love atory series in the works. Ralphy used to be a apart of the "Beast Crew" know as Bear Beast but after the "Beast Crew" split up Ralphy took on a new persona, that being Ralphy the Bear Beast and he has a pretty sizable fanbase and even a Discord server !

Have you seen Ralphy the Bear Beasts newest upload ?

by Ralphy Fan 23 October 20, 2019

Tabloid Beast

Noun. A Tabloid Beast is a celebrity nonce, often found plastered across the front pages of red top rags or newspapers after a run in with the team at Operation Yewtree

‘Did you see him off the telly’s been arrested!? Yeah turned out he was a tabloid beast’

by PGTips Official February 21, 2023